Kirsten
Joke of the day.

12enma12:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

it’s a pun XD
"yes we see ya"


When you text someone a yes or no question and it literally take them hours to respond.

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

image

this is the content yahoo paid for

icterdae:

me and me fronds. 8)

It’s sad that the cold, disappointed looks from my teacher don’t bother me anymore.

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

midnight-pursona:

"Your too fat."

"I didn’t know [insert character] was black!"

"Why don’t you do more black cosplays?"

"Cosplay to your size!"

"I don’t think that looks right on you, why don’t you cosplay [insert character] instead?"

"Why is [insert character] black? They’re not black in the show."

"You shouldn’t cross-play, it looks weird on you."

"Your boobs are too big for [insert character]."

To everyone who as ever posted a comment or question like this, my answer:

I am a black plus size female cosplayer, if you don’t like it… well honestly I don’t care. The more you comment like an idiot, the more it feeds my will power to prove I’m an amazing cosplayer, not matter what you say. I may have days, or even weeks when I feel down about myself, but that will never stop me from doing what I love. I may have large boobs, chubby stomach, double chin, hair on my face, dark spots around my face and body, and a flat butt, but I rock any cosplay I put on. So grow up, and get out of my face. <3

sextective:

do you ever just stop with what you’re doing and start thinking about how sherlock heard john beg for one more miracle and lived on that moment for two years while being tortured and god knows what else and thought that john would be waiting for him to come back because that was the last thing he heard him say only to come back to a john who had stopped believing

a john who had moved on

icterdae:

ghostsofnavigators:

icterdae:

😎 we arent cooler than mr hicks

No ones cooler than hickssss

nah man. He’s the coolest.

icterdae:

ghostsofnavigators:

icterdae:

😎 we arent cooler than mr hicks

No ones cooler than hickssss

nah man. He’s the coolest.

ghostsofnavigators:

What’s a Trekkies favorite music genre? Spock N’ Roll!!

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts